Don't razz the crab

Not long ago I was telling my friends about a trip my family took to Mexico. I can still remember crossing the Tropic of Cancer, all the beautiful beaches, lots of swimming, and the best treat of all... horseback riding on the beach! Here I am in a faded picture dated 1970-something, horseback riding on the beach wearing a red dress and sandals! I still remember how excited and happy I was about this outing.

After the ride we went out and had a fantastic crab dinner. Did I tell you about that? I didn't? Are you sure? Hey wait.. where are you going? I'm teasing you.. really... it's a joke.
Touchy crustaceans, you can't josh with them.